five fools...

this is such a cruel thing to do but there are times when i am observing ppl that i place them into certain groups............. just for my amusement really but i have been known to see things at a wrong perspective that i sometimes need to rethink where ppl shoulds be put................ (like elizabeth's first impressions about mr darcy......)

the 5 catergories that i group ppl in are :

a. cretins
b. imbeciles
c. morons
d. idiots
e. maniacs/ geniuses.

i myself am placed in the "d" group, an idiot (or 'dumbass' for the lesser beings that are trying to put a word to the letter d...............in which case i place those ppl in the group called cretins!!!) its such a childish thing to do but i can't help it...................(for all those ppl out there that meet me, don't............. honestly, don't think i am a cute sweet person because i am not, as you stand there thinking good thoughts about me, i will be thinking "i wonder what type of fool this person is" and i will watch all your actions and listen to all your words in trying to evaulate you)

its the fault of that conversation that i had at a party where we were talking about intelligence and smartness but somehow we ended touching the subject of coming up with the different synnonyms (spelt wrong) that were associated with "Fool"........ the talk then escalated into a full debate on how they could be distinguished so that the label could be attached easily to certain ppl in the group.................. (remember that this was at a party so the chances of the ppl being quite sober was pretty low)........................

okay to categories ppl ( i should be slapped for encouraging ppl to do this) you need to know the first rule............ if someone admits that they are smart or is a 'know it all' then they get classed as a moron straight away because no intellect would reveal that they are intelligent (think of strategy planning in warfare) and the second rule is, be wary of quiet ppl.......... the silent types are really difficult to read because they are either a) really really smart that they know its best to stay in the background and to observe wot happens (making them maniacs/geniuses) or b) they are really really stupid and stay silent because they don't understand wot is going on (borderline of imbecile./ cretin).................

if you are called an idiot and admit proudly to being an idiot then you will be put in the section of idiots because idiots are ppl that are actually quite knowledgable but don't want any expectations or responsibility................... idiots can distinguish right from wrong and are logical but decide to always take the illogical answers and constantly try to do the impossible...........(the majority of ppl will fall here)

cretins are easily spotted, they are the ones that are all about image and quite shallow as well as talking constantly about themselves, they have no substance to their conversations and are ppl that don't know how to listen....................initially they believe the centre of the universe is themselves................. (some politicians spring to mind)

imbeciles just fall short of the morons , so if you admit to being smart and constantly try to prove this point with facts that you have read off a cereal or milk carton, and stand there sounding so proud of that information, which ppl knew when they were 5 then you are an imbecile (example: 'sponsor a child is sooooo kool because its like geting a new penpal' (whereas 'sponsor a child is so kool because you are actually giving them a opportunity denied by birth as well as making a new correspondence' and shows your charitable nature) imbeciles are also those that try to hit on another girl while their current GF is standing next to them (no names in particular) ..................

maniacs/ geniuses are both on the same scale because a genius can be eccentric as well as orderly but they need not use their intelligence for good, sometimes you will find that the most crazy person you meet is the most smartest because they want to disguise themselves hence the maniactic behaviour and most geniuses are after all fools in one way or another ( just think of the person that has no common sense and no street cred but is actually very efficient when it comes to their area of expertise)................(ppl in this group actually have the potential to take over the world....if they realised it at all or if they stopped procrastinating and stopped being so lazy)

if in doubt of how to figure out the fool then use your imagination in adding other factors and if you really are unsure then the mid-point is to always call someone a 'moron'..............

(seriously don't take this as any code of practice!!! and i have definately lost my place in heaven.....' confess thy sins little one')